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Hello! I, Vladimir Putin, Have Nothing To Do With Joe Biden's Retirement. Pinky Swear!
Greetings, rancid ass-hairs of Wonkette! It is I, Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, here to, how you say, chill like DeMille with you? Rap like Shaq? Party like Harvey? Excuse please, English idioms are so confusing! In Russia we would simply say Vladimir is …